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Tale of a Vampire (1992)
iMDB Rating: 5.2

Date Released : 14 July 1993

Genre : Horror, Drama, Romance, Thriller

Stars : Julian Sands, Suzanna Hamilton, Kenneth Cranham, Marian Diamond

Movie Quality : HDrip

Format : MKV

Size : 870 MB



 

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Condemned to life without end, and to an undying passion for a lost love he can never find, a vampire stalks a beautiful young woman.

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Review :

As fluid as frozen velveeta.

The opening scenes move as fluidly as frozen velveeta. The attempt at dramatic dialogue only makes me wish I had better control of the fast forward control. Vampires are usually portrayed as sexy and intelligent or mangy disgusting creatures. This vampire tries to seduce his prey by imitating a lost puppy. I usually tally a body count, so there was a cat (which doesn't count) a bum, a girl who fell out of the sky with a sword in her (whatever that was about) and then the plot. Foley artists are respected for using celery to create the sound of a broken arm, but using the sound of biting into an apple for a vampire biting a victim is just plain silly. I liked Warlock, but this movie just stunk so bad that we turned it off, and it was so forgettable we rented it a year later only to turn it off again.